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1000 Words of Peril: January"My English is not that bad. I will ask again."1000 Words of Peril: January by JimmyDimples
WHACK! Colonel Pak smashed the cane into Les Safer's back again. "How does your plant fabric make people grow?"
Naked except for his boxer shorts and strapped to a simple stool, Les simply kept quiet. He'd been through imprisonment, ergonomic pain, scorpions, and even his arm twisted by an ogress before his visit to Japan. And since they'd kidnapped him, the North Korean military had exposed him to searing hot irons, dunking in ice water, and electroshocks. He still hadn't said anything because one, he didn't really know how to do bodily growth without a catalyst like Tetsuko's treatment, two, spitting back at his captors just didn't seem Christian to him, and three, he couldn't think of any witty comebacks.
Still, he wondered how they expected him to tell them anything if they killed him first. He didn't think they'd let him leave alive anyway if he did.
The one thing that haunted h
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Current Residence: A little known corner under the couch
deviantWEAR sizing preference: COMFY!!!!!
Print preference: Whatever you want to buy me!
Favourite genre of music: Trance, Techno and Dance type music
Favourite photographer: ME...of course
Favourite style of art: Digital cartoons..NO ONE does digital up here where I live, Ive cornered the market
Operating System: Scapel...forceps....sponge.....CLAMP!!!!!!!
MP3 player of choice: The music player on my phone
Shell of choice: The one I hide in
Wallpaper of choice: Red calico
Skin of choice: MINE...not YOURS
Favourite cartoon character: DANGERMOUSE, DANGERMOUSE, DANGERMOUSE
Personal Quote: JEEX LOUISE....who IS LOUISE anyway????